The ants are marching in

I my freaking gosh! We have ants all over the kitchen. I turned on the stove and they came marching out of the burners. I turned around and they were spilling in from the window. I read somewhere that Bounce dryer sheets repel ants. That is so not true. I stuffed dryer sheets in the window and laid them on the counter. They marched right on top of them. Ewwww..........I hate, hate, hate ants. We still have not caught that mouse yet either. What's next? Cockroaches? We may as well have those too, then we can open a petting zoo. Can we move yet?