Deep Thoughts -- Inspiration for the Uninspired

Does anyone remember Deep Thoughts? Back in the late 80s and early 90s, I was obsessed with Saturday Night Live. I loved Dana Carvey, Mike Myers, and the other comedians on that show. Between acts, they had Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. Did you know there is a book collection of his deep thoughts? I have one and found it today. Here is one of my favorites: Better not take a dog on the Space Shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up. Another favorite: I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad. Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. Gotta love 'em. :-)